10 furiously funny husband wife jokes.

  toddler13
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 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish  you had ordered that.

    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
    begins
    _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
    women and then he turns them into Wives !

         __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
    A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
    surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
    something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
    banking. It's called marriage
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Why do Bride Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
    To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman?
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



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