12 logical answers from kids that bamboozled the teachers!

  Raj Kumar
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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . 
MARIA:         Here it is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS:         Maria. 

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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables. 
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
(I  Love this child) 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   


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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:       Me! 
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?          
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:         I  is...

TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'     

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand......     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.     
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher 


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Don't we just love our teachers!



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