15 Rules That India Lives by

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15 Rules That India Lives by.....

1. The Other Side Law:
  If my side of the road has a traffic jam , then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut
.

2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another..

4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
 

5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest to the other person that I have illicit relations with his sister.

8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.

9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-formed chest into the depths of my soul.
 

10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
 

11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
  When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
 

12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chick that passes by, you're gay.
 

14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, Myself!






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