23 famous quotes by Will Rogers.

  Raj Kumar
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Will Rogers quotes,  the famous American Cowboy / Philosopher, had some advice for all of us. some funny, some related to politics but all truly thoughtful..


Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.
Some of his sage advice:
1 . Never squat with your spurs on
2 . Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
3 . Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
4 . There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
5 . Never miss a good chance to shut up.
6 . Always drink upstream from the herd.
7 . If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
8 . The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
9 . There are three kinds of men:
    The ones that learn by reading.
    The few who learn by observation.
    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
10 . Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
11 . If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
12 . Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
13 . After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
      He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
      The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
            I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
            Today it's called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.



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