5 Jokes for Married Men.

  Raj Kumar
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Only five jokes, no more, so you can enjoy them without suffering an indigestion...

A conversation between a couple turns violent.
Angry husband: Do you now want me to let the ANIMAL inside me to COME OUT?
Wife: Who is scared of a mouse!


Husband: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy it. So I bought three movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: One for you, and two for your parents.

Wife: Honey, what have you been looking for in our marriage certificate for so long?
Husband: The expiry date

Husband to his wife: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling , it means: With an Idiot For Ever

An angry husband sent the following SMS to his father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY EXPECTATIONS”
The father-in-law replied:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.”


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