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1 . I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.2. Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”3 . A drunk man gets on the bus late at night and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks at the man and says, “You’re going straight to hell.”The drunk jumps and shouts, “Oh no. I’m on the wrong bus. I wanted to go to Andheri!”4. Customer to vacuum cleaner shop assistant: “What’s the best vacuum for sucking out a song that’s stuck in your head?”5 . Q : How can a man go eight days without sleep? A: He sleeps at night.6 . Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day!7 . Woman to husband: “I don’t even understand the things I understand about you.”
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