Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wife wants both!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day Sir, Even we are searching`.
does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that
the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen