9 Jokes Husbands can share with their wife at own risk.

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?  The mafia wants either your money or life... The wife wants  both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside  are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come  out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in  life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is  always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these  keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day Sir,  Even we are searching`.
Compromising does not mean you are  wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is  much more important than your ego!
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Imagine living with 3  wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin  Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

Whiskey is a  brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single  again.
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A friend  recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding  rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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Funny quote on a husband`s  T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the  queen
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