Australian air traffic control
Cairns International Airport
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the Far North.
Some of you (pilots...) will enjoy this more than others.... Queenslanders
can be so polite!
Cairns Tower : "Saudi Air 511 - You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Cairns . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Cairns Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Cairns . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Saudi Air :
CAIRNS TOWER - CAIRNS TOWER !"
Cairns Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. .. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.
Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said hi."