Air Traffic control'

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Australian air traffic control

Cairns International Airport

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the Far North.
Some of you (pilots...) will enjoy this more than others.... Queenslanders can be so polite!

Cairns   Tower  : "Saudi Air 511 - You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi  Air : "Thank you  Cairns . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Cairns  Tower   : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran   Air : "Thank you  Cairns . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."

Pause....

Saudi  Air :  " CAIRNS TOWER - CAIRNS TOWER !"
Cairns   Tower  : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi  Air : "YOU HAVE  CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. .. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"




Cairns    Tower 
: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.
Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said hi."




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