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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse
in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a
forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making
like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in
a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to
get out of bed.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal
after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the
kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind
of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting
at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits. There now, feeling better?
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