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This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Just when the! clock struck 11...
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum
Santa Singh and Banta Singh land in the US. And make friends with a guy named Peter. They hang round together, go to bars together, movies together, so on and so forth...One fine day, Peter vanishes.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA.. Sardars Hari Singh and
Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
A (SARDAR) is in a QuizContest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore....kaunbanega crorepati...
1) The 100 year war lasted *116 years* from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in *Equador**
*3) The October revolution is celebrated in *November**
*4) King George's first name was *Albert*. In 1936 he changed his name.5) Puppy. The Latin name is
INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the*puppies.*Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a again
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