balle balle.....(very funny)

  maulik patel
  karma level 70896

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Just when the! clock struck 11...

and then......



Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum


Santa Singh and Banta Singh land in the US. And make friends with a guy named Peter. They hang round together, go to bars together, movies together, so on and so forth...One fine day, Peter vanishes.

Santa and Ban to go to the Police Station to lodge a complaint. Cop asks "Did this Peter guy have any distinguishing marks??".

Santa and Banta think for a while and suddenly remember "Yes! Yes!! Peter has two assholes".

The cop is suspicious "How do you know??".

Santa and Banta reply "whenever we go to the bar together, people say...Here comes peter with two assholes!!"

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

TRAIN TO LUDHIANA.. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

A (SARDAR) is in a QuizContest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore....kaunbanega crorepati...

The questions are as follows:

*1) How long was the 100 yr war?** *A) 116B) 99C) 100D) 150says "I will skip this"

*2) In which country are the Panama hats ** * *made?** *A) BRAZILB) CHILEC) PANAMAD) EQUADOR asks for help from the University students

*3) In which month do the Russians** **celebrate the October Revolution?** *A) JANUARYB) SEPTEMBERC) OCTOBERD) NOVEMBER asks for help from general public

*4) Which of these was King George VI first name?** *A) EDERB) ALBERTC) GEORGED) MANOEL asks for lucky cards

*5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based** **onwhich animal:*A) CANARYBIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,Then please *check the answers* below:

1) The 100 year war lasted *116 years* from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in *Equador**

*3) The October revolution is celebrated in *November**

*4) King George's first name was *Albert*. In 1936 he changed his name.5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the*puppies.*Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a again

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