Banta's email to Bill Gates.

  Raj Kumar
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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems,  which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this.                                                  

2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'   he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ' sit ', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter ' is available in system? I
find    only 're-cycle ', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button,  but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence ', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer' : when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents' . When you will provide 'My Past Documents' ?

10. You provide 'My Network Places' . For God shake please do not
provide   'My Secret Places' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my  office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS ?



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