BIG FAT LIES WOMEN TELL MEN.

  vicky
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BIG FAT LIES WOMEN TELL MEN.

1. I'll call you.


2. I love you.


3. You're the only one.


4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.


5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.


6. That's the best sex I've ever had.


7. You've got the most beautiful eyes


8. No, I'm not married


9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.


10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.


11. I'm ready to make a commitment.


12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.


13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.


14. We'll get married as soon as I ...


15. I'll be home in twenty minutes.


16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids.


17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.


18. I've been celibate since we broke up.


19. I could never lie to you.


20. I can still last all night


21. I always use a condom


22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)


23. I tested HIV negative


24. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up


25. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you


26. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big


27. I'm too tired


28. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend


29. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best


30. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before


31. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe


32. I'd never do anything to hurt you.


33. I want to grow old with you


34. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives


35. Our having sex won't change a thing between us


36. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy


37. I'm going to leave my wife


38. You're nothing at all like my mother


39. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me


40. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do


41. Even without sex, we'd still be friends


42. I think older women are the most exciting


43. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)


44. What attracts me to you is your mind


45. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty


46. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come


47. I've never had an affair before


48. You're the only one who understands me


49. I've never been in therapy


50. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me


51. No, I'm not seeing anyone else


52. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years


53. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?


54. Your career is as important as mine


55. I promise you that I'll change


55. I want us to remain close friends always


57. My wife and I have an understanding


58. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me


59. I don't masturbate


60. Let's be friends first


61. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing


62. I'd like you even if you were a man


63. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me


64. The difference between us will bring us even closer


65. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids


66. No, I never said that


67. You make me feel like a kid again


68. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)


69. I'll move wherever you want


70. Of course I'm not bored with you


71. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......


72. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body


73. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those


74. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours


75. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you


76. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind


77. Sure, I'll watch the kids


78. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.


79. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire


80. You're the only reason I've worked so hard


81. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mum's


82. No one's ever turned me on like you do


83. My boss says there's nothing to worry about


84. I'll never tell


85. Relax, she's just a friend


86. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out


87. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic


88. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing


89. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying


90. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes


91. No, I don't think you're fat


92. You're the woman I should have married


93. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.


94. I guarantee you, I'm not the father


95. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married


96. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)


97. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone


98. This time I'm really serious


99. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference


100. I'll always take care of you.

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