Chemical analysis of Women that makes sense to a man

  PortoNovo KajaNazimudeen
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Chemical analysis of a Women

Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO+

Discovered by: Adam Edenwarden

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.

2. Boils at room temperature.

3. Freezes without any known reason.

4. Melts if given any special treatment.

5. Bitter if incorrectly used.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of Precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown reason.

3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Can be very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other


WARNING!!!!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS!



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