confucius says...

  maulik patel
  karma level 70978

  • man who drinks gets dunk
  • School boy who messes around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
  • Wise man do not plays the leapfrog with unicorn.
  • Man who walk sideways through airport is going to Bangkok
  • Man who goes to meet girl in park, wants to park meat in girl.
  • virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
  • He who eat crackers in bed have crummy night ahead.
  • Passionate kiss is like spider’s web; It soon leads to the undoing of the fly…
  • Man with money to burn will find perfect match.
  • Man who stare at ass…Get Crack in Face
  • Man who lives in glass house should change his clothes in the basement
  • he who go to bed with itchy butt , wake up with smelly finger
  • He who eats jellybeans farts in Technicolor
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
  • War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  • Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
  • Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
  • Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
  • He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
  • Elevator smell different to midget.
  • Those who quote me are fools.
  • Confucius say too damn much.





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