|karma level Awesome|
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy ! You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal tomaintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
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