Examples of stupid questions people ask:
1. When people
see u lying down, with ur eyes closed they still ask: r u sleeping?
No! Am training 2 die.
2. When it's raining & someone notices u going out, they ask: - r u going out in this rain?
No, in the next one.
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming from the bathroom:- Did u just have a bath?
No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
5. U r standing rite in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:- Goin up?
No, no, am waiting for my apartment to come down & get me.
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & they ask:- r those Flowers?
No baby! They r Carrots.
7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what r u doing here?
Am here 2 pay my univ fee
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