In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited
the zoo and
requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment,
a goat or two
every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were
his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
Don t you know I
am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what s wrong with your management?,
what nonsense is
this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?
The delivery boy politely said, Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle
but .. did you
know that you have been brought here on a monkey s visa!!!
Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!