Fun Definitions for office designations.

  Monika
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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2)
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3)
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4)
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5)
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are    available.

6)
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7)
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8)
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9)
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10)
HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months


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