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Fun with Mr Beans...
: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
MR. BEAN ON MARRIAGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean Ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
: Head Cleaner.
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
: Make it three c to be sure!
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