FUNNY DIVORCE

  maulik patel
  karma level 69505

FUNNY DIVORCE LETTERS

The hubby is hurt


Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw


He has a point


Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband. PS: Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!


BUT UNFORTUNATELY :

Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.



She is the lucky one!
And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MYSISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for £10 mn, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.



God bless them all
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
PS: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.





Related Entries

294
votes
Unique and funny mailboxes
by Aditya Kumar on Feb/20,2011 ( diamond user)
122
votes
Funny love pictures
by Neha Ahuja on Jun/28,2012 ( diamond user)
727
votes
Engese or Chinglish..FUNNY SIGNS
by Maulik Patel on Sep/12,2010 ( diamond user)
457
votes
Funny accidents
by Panther on Jul/31,2011 ( diamond user)
1 k
votes
Funny pics
Admin on Mar/15,2007  
46
votes
Funny pixx...
by Ramesh A on Sep/18,2014 ( diamond user)
53
votes
FUNNY MALAYALI INGLISH ( READ n NJOY )
by Portonovo Kajanazimudeen on Jul/06,2009 ( diamond user)
1 k
votes
See and Smile (FUNNY)
Admin on Jun/10,2007  
142
votes
Largest leopard in captivity.( funny )
Admin on Apr/27,2007  
530
votes
COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes
Admin on Feb/17,2007  
876
votes
FUNNY QUOTES___Don't Miss iT
Admin on Apr/12,2007  
87
votes
Funny malayali inglish.
by Rupesh on Jul/16,2010 ( diamond user)
122
votes
Funny luv letter in q/a form
by Gejji Sanjeev on Aug/08,2010 ( diamond user)

Random Pics



Share this with friends

Your Name:
Your Email:

Friends Email: (Atleast 1)


Subscribe for more Fun

Receive best posts in your inbox.

Confirm email
Your Email



Add Your Comments

comments powered by Disqus
User generated content. Copyright respective owners wherever applicable. Contact - admin at binscorner