Funny Jokes!!

  Ritvik Ohri
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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: 
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! 

Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down? 
Because the data might fall down. 

Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me? 

Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish? 
Answer: Fry Day 

A woman went to the Doctor and said "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?". 
The Doctor replied "Well the good news is that your eyesight is fine". 

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before? 
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. 

Wife: The doctor has come to see you. 
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone. 

Patient to his friend: The nurse in this hospital is really wonderful. She touched me and my fever got cured immediately. 
Friend: Yeah, I could hear her touch your cheek in the next room. 

Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night. 
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then. 

Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?". 

Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition". 

"Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?" 

Dear Lays Chips , 
You Forgot To Include One Thing Under The  Ingredients






















Air = 100000000






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