FUNNY MALAYALI INGLISH ( READ n NJOY )

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FUNNY MALAYALI INGLISH ( READ n NJOY )

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Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala.


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Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.


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Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.


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Why do Malayali's go to the Gulf?

To yearn menney.


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What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.


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What is a Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yay.


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Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman.


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Who found out that?

His Andy.


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What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.


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What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.


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Name the  Malayali's famous actor and actress?

The yeactors are Moghan lal, Mammooti end the yacetress are Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha, Ambiga.


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Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?

Its eacily giving Dekree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.


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Why are Arab countries looking only for Keralites?

They are ready to do yennything for menney.


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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
If you send this mail at least to:
 10 Malayalis and you will receive cokknut oil,
 20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
 40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
 100 Malayalis  you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free.

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