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Kiss lands girl in hospital

A kiss landed a schoolgirl allergic to nuts in hospital because her boyfriend forgot to tell her he had eaten hazelnuts that morning. Laura Kukic, 14, a resident of Barton-le-Clay in Bedfordshire, is allergic to nuts and went into shock after a small nut fragment got into her system. Her face began to swell and her breathing became difficult. The staff immediately called an ambulance.


Man gobbles 54 hot dogs in 10 minutes

A 26-year-old man devoured 54 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win a popular annual eating competition. It was the fourth consecutive win at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest for Joey "Jaws" Chestnut from California. He finished nine hot dogs ahead of his closest competitor. Along with winning the prized mustard yellow belt, he also won $30,000. Last year, he set a world record after wolfing down 68 hot dogs.


81-yr-old granny races to meet lesbian lover
Constable Nik Probyn Slade in Melbourne followed the 81-year-old Judith Slade for four kms, and intercepted her driving at 164km/h to meet her lesbian lover. The elderly driver said she had no choice but to continue because she would not be separated from her secret lover, almost half her age, with whom she spent the weekend in Mildura.


Driver survives 500-foot drop from road
A 33-year-old Denver man suspected of drinking and driving survived after he lost control of his car and it dropped almost 500 feet off the side of a road. The Colorado State Patrol says Anthoney L. Buckner seemed to be in "amazingly good condition" after rescuers used ropes and a litter to pull him up from the crash site Thursday. Trooper Jonathan Silver says Buckner's 1990 Toyota hatchback was "pretty mangled".


Armour made from ‘bullet proof custard'
Researchers at BAE system in London have designed a new kind of armour that would eventually replace thick and heavy armours. Not only would it be bullet proof, but also reduce soldiers’ fatigue in lugging around the vest. The armour is made from a combination of "shear-thickening" liquid and the existing material used in bulletproof vests - called Kevlar – and stops bullets by ‘sticking’ to them.




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