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What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.


Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.


When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.


What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.


How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls


What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

============ ========= ========= ====

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"


============ ========= ========= ====

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody
!!!

 

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