Funny definitions of designations at office

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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in One month.
 

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a

Baby.

 

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine

babies in one month.

 

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

 

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even

if no man and woman are available.

 

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;

they'll produce a child with zero resources.

 

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is

delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

 

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to

Produce a baby .

 

and lastly.................

 

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the

Right baby

 
 
 


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