Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you
please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card
number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on..... My number is
Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and
you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office
76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number
Customer: (Astronished) How did you get all my phone
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
I order your Seafood Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records,
you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level,
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our
Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for
Operator : You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from
the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me
three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family
of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by! credit
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $1,51,758 since October last year. That's
not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based
on the records, you've even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind
just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle.
According to the details in system ,you own a motorcycle registration number
Customer: " ????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! ..
by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records
you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this
offer for you.
Customer: (now pissed) ***%&$%%### You
Operator: Better watch your language sir. Remember on 15th July
2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive
language against a policeman...?