Rajnikant can do ANYTHING!!

  Sriram Iyer
  karma level 1405

 

 

1.        Rajnikanth can answer a missed call .

 

2.        Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection .

 

 

3.        Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret .

 

4.        Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin .

 

 

5.        Rajnikanth once kicked a horse on its chin. They are called Giraffe’s today.

 

6.        Rajnikanth can make Onion’s cry .

 

 

7.        Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost .

 

8.        Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there is no sign of life there .

 

 

9.        Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth .

 

10.    Rajnikanth doesn’t wear watch. He decides what time it is.

 

 

11.    Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.

 

12.    Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR Player. Now it plays DVDs .

 

 

13.    When Rajnikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the world economy.

 

 

 

 

 

 



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