Fw: Tension Relievers..........

  Jasleen Kaur
  karma level 7060



Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi.. 
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!! 


Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST ".   


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
          mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? 
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao. 



A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''


Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."   


Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!   


Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. 
Good Luck!

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai, 
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai.... 



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