Mervin Silva, the great.

  hafsa Hamzath
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mervin Silva:
13th October
Interviewer :Which year?
Mervin Silva :
 EVERY YEAR


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Manager asked
Mervin Silva at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Mervin Silva
replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


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After returning back from a foreign trip,   Mervin Silva asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mervin Silva :
In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"



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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mervin Silva" Any great man born in this village???"
Mervin Silva :
no sir, only small Babies!!!


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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi"
So Mervin Silva writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


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Mervin Silva
was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.   At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.  
Suddenly Mervin Silva said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.


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On a political rally Mervin Silva was arrested.
Why???  
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and Mervin Silva did it..



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When Mervin Silva was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the driver adjusted mirror..
Mervin Silva
shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Mervin Silva
: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
 


 













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