HI,
Don’t
know
how true
it is… BUT ITS FUNNY
J
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This is Ultimate..... I bet after reading u may want to try
"SELF-SUICIDE"....
['self- ' ???...this is just a
beginning]...HAPPY JOURNEY !
Below are profiles taken from
shaadi.com
.These are actual ads on a matrimony
site.
Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything
is-
Straight from
the heart!
[watch out for
the final few ones!
English
lovers
TAKE CARE
]
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Hello To Viewers My Na
me
is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant
to marrie to
me
u can visite to my
ho
me
. I am not a good education
but i working all field in
bangalore
.. if u like
me
u welco
me
to my heart... when ever u whant to
me
et pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from
Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
ho
me
work
What Ho
me
work???
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo
me
nts of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first
step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love
me
more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
co
me
on
........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dil effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because
of my
luck. now
i am looking one boy he care
me
and love
me
lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my
favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans
in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our
cast
(???????????????? What the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE
ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A
BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO
MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to
be so
me
one
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike
this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone
tell
me
what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?..
? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my
patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of
'ok'. The person is
Suffering from 'Ok-syndro
me
')
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
father &
Mother. sister completely married
(so
me
body
please explain how to get married
completely'?)
( Confused ????? )
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my na
me
is devi
and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige
me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
Height of desperation!
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No com
me
nts)
(Plz for gods sake ask so
me
body's help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i
expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa
me
caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?...)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i
like social
service.
Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)
