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Why I am Glad to be a Girl !
* We got off the Titanic first.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).
* We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!
* We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
to which the guys retorted with:
WHY I AM GLAD TO BE A BOY
- seemed an approripate reply to this e-mail.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks, bikes, cars, gear ratios etc etc.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
thinking: "He must be mad at me."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 45 minutes.
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