God in software Industry

  Mridula
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Brahma    --     Systems Installation 

Vishnu     --     Systems Administration & Support 

Lakshmi  --     Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati         --     Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva              --     DBA (Crash Specialist) 

Ganesh     --     Quality Assuarance & Documentation 

Narada    --      Data transfer

Yama               --     Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 

Chitragupta     --     IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras   --      Downloadable Viruses

Shakuni   --     Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki    --     Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna   --     SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel    Development Life Cycle ) 

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira --     ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun               --     Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 

Abhimanyu      --     Trainee Programmer 

Draupadi --     Motivation & Team building

Devas              --     Mainframe Programmers

Surya               --     Solaris Administrator 

Rakshasas        --     In house Hackers 

Ravan              --      Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan        --     Zombie Process

Lakshman                 --     Support Software and Backup

Hanuman         --     Linux/s390

Vaali                       --     MS Windows

Sugreeva          --      DOS 

Jatayu                     --     Firewall

Dronacharya            --     System Programmer

Vishwamitra            --     Sr. Manager Projects

Bhima                      --     MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 

Duryodhana            --      Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna                      --     Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra --     Visual C++

Gandhari         --     Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas   --     Microsoft Service Packs and patches









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