|karma level Awesome|
1) Boyfrnd asks girlfrnd: How much
Calcium is there in women's BREAST. Girlfrnd :Women's BREAST has enough
calcium 2 help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
2) Men were born from between the legs of a woman yet men spend all their life & time trying to go back between the same legs. WHY? Coz there's no place like home!
3) Q: Define Bra?
A: A modern device used for
the upliftment of
the downfallen ones.
Shakspearean words : Under shoulder boulder holder
4) IS AANE VALI THAND ME APKO
GHARWALI,BAHARWALI,SABJIWALI,PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWAALI,
sab ki GARMI mile...?!
5) Girl curiously touched long penis of horse who jumped & ran away. Owner of horse came & said: Now u touch my penis also, I've to catch him.
1) MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko ghisa,to
usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum?"
MALLIKA:"Meri PYAAS bhuja do."
BHOOT says"7up se...ya 7inch se..
2) Possible slogans for promoting Condoms -
1. If u go into heat, cover your Meat.
2. Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.
3) A sexy & Attractive Female Employee meets her Boss & says:
Sir! Will you please Remove something from my Breast?
Boss: wOw! What is that?
Girl: Sir Your eyes...
4) Pandit Ji Muthia Mar Rahe the. Panditain:-Ye Kya Kar Rahe ho.? Pandit:-Mai Baansuri Baja Raha hoon. Panditain:-Mera Jo Shankh hai Wo Kya Padosi bajaenge.!.
5) Most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?'WOMEN'!No matter how many strokes or what style u play, ur balls will never go in.
1) Some girls beg & some girls
borrow, some girls lead & some girls follow, some bring joy & some
bring sorrow, but the best ones just blow, suck & swallow!
2) Lady:Dr,I always feel tired. Dr:How often u do sex? Lady:Everyday. Dr:Avoid sunday. Lady:Sorry,it's the only day when I'm with my HUSBAND.
3) Why Babu was beaten in public ? My photo had fallen in bus and I asked: Madam plz lift ur saree, I want to take photo.
4) It's is sweetest thing 2 do. Do it in bedroom, on sofa, in bathroom or anywhere. 1 never stops doin it. It is called prayer.., God bless your naughty mind
5) Kamasutra thought for the Day :
Sex with wife is like Salary ,
You don't disclose what you get, but You always think others get more !
1) Q : What did Aishwarya do after
she saw Abhishek masturbating in a room ? ? A :She removed all her clothes
said... " ABHI SHAKE"
2) BAR and BRA....wonder what it is about these 3 letters that both induce sudden desire and thirst, anytime you see them open !
3) BETA- Papa, heart ko kitni tange hoti hai? BAP- Beta, heart ko tange nahi hoti. BETA- To kal rat aap kyun keh rahe the, ki my sweet heart tange upar kar
4) Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open: "Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, it wants a cigarette".
5) Dravid was arestd in a 'Rape'case & brought 2 court. Judge askd how did U do this? Dravid replied DIAL 123 & watch D replay on UR Hutch Phone.
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