Jokes of the day.

  Prasanna A
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(1) What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito !!


(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???

















Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River Rich?






























It has two Banks !

(4) What do computers like to eat?








































Chips !

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???



















































She had a Bright Student.


Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because   UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shr axis



1.                 A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???




















Because
F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )


2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?















Because
'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

3. Who is called female Java?



















Java'
Gal ' Srinath (Cricketer)


4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die
d immediately. Why?


































Because it was a HIT song

 

 

 

Keep Smiling   J

 



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