Health Stock !!

  Admin
  karma level Awesome






****************************************
When I call you

1 ring means i'm thinkin of you
2 rings means i like you
3 rings means i'm missing you
4 rings means i need you
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!



**************************************

Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad

theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.
Theke wala: Chadgayi saley ko.
!


*******************************

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.


*********************************

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar

Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar


but ga! l's father must have his own bar... CHEERS


*****************************************

jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai...
sone ko sona katta hai....
lohe ko loha katta hai....
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega....

************************************

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!


***************************************

The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positiv! e to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"

*******************************

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!


************************************************

It's fun! ny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs AR! RANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


***********************************

Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale m! ana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!


***************************** ******

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.


***********************************

A for apple

B fr bada apple

C fr chota apple

D fr dusra apple
E fr extra apple
F fr fokat ka apple
G fr gol apple
H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.


***********************************

Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?

Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gayatha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.


*************************************************

YAMRAJ took SHIVA on tour of hell. There Gandhi dancing with Diana!

SHIVA askd:Why Gandhi's punishment is joyful?

YAMRAJ: it's punishment 2 Diana not Gandhi


***********************************************

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

Bhagwaan Shivji..Prakat hoke Bole.Vatsa maang.. kya chahiye tujhey!
Bakth bola shivji mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do!
Shivji ne kaha vatsa tuney badi achchi tapasya ki hai.kuch bada maang!
Par wo to ada hi hua tha. bola, nahin guitar hi do!
Shivji uskey pao mein gir gaye bole tu kuch aur maang.guitar na maang ..
Wo bola nahin mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye.
Ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye AUR bole y.
..
..
..
..
abbe agar mere paas guitar hoti to mein yeh damru kyo bajate phirta!


***********************************

Maine
puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha
..
..
..
! .

..

..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
"saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".



*************************************************************

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,

is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,


is a HUSBAND.!


**********************************************************

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to

Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai
kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye
main doobonga to sahara dega

 


Related Entries

216
votes
Amazing Pictures of Wikileaks Server Bunker in Stockholm
by Dileesha Lakshan on Nov/19,2010 ( diamond user)
92
votes
Health Tips...
by Nma.Nadaf on Feb/15,2013 ( diamond user)
953
votes
Health in Your Hand: Seven Mudras for Amazing Health Benefits
by Sunny Dhanoe on Sep/06,2009 ( diamond user)
39
votes
The Health Benefits of Brisk Walking.
by Nma.Nadaf on Sep/15,2014 ( diamond user)
54
votes
Shocking Health Facts.
by Toddler13 on Oct/03,2012 ( diamond user)
109
votes
Free Health Check-up.
by Monika on Apr/06,2014 ( diamond user)
290
votes
Stock Exchanges Around the World
by Gejji Sanjeev on Jul/12,2010 ( diamond user)
48
votes
Deal In Stock Market
Admin on Jul/03,2008  
982
votes
Key Ways To Be Healthier ..
by Panther on Oct/27,2009 ( diamond user)
1 k
votes
Ways To Be Healthier and Happier ..
by Raj Kumar on Nov/04,2009 ( diamond user)
92
votes
Healthy Skin Guide.
by Blue on Jan/05,2014 ( diamond user)
34
votes
Health Tip
Admin on Apr/27,2007  
87
votes
Health Benefits of Aloe Vera.
by Monika on Jan/07,2014 ( diamond user)
24
votes
7 Simple Healthy Habits to Own.
by Panther on Nov/05,2014 ( diamond user)
60
votes
Health Tips
by Mahipal on Jun/15,2009 ( diamond user)
126
votes
Health Warning - Swallowing Gum
by Portonovo Kajanazimudeen on Aug/26,2009 ( diamond user)
116
votes
Liver - A guide of Health.
by Nma.Nadaf on Jan/26,2014 ( diamond user)
55
votes
Healthy fruit chart.
by Nuzhat Ny on Aug/19,2011 ( diamond user)
101
votes
Good Morning - Worry is Injuries to the Health - Have a Nice Day
by Ramesh A on May/08,2013 ( diamond user)

Random Pics



Share this with friends

Your Name:
Your Email:

Friends Email: (Atleast 1)


Subscribe for more Fun

Receive best posts in your inbox.

Confirm email
Your Email



Add Your Comments

comments powered by Disqus
User generated content. Copyright respective owners wherever applicable. Contact - admin at binscorner