Identifing different states of India.

  Vipan
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT States  OF INDIA:
 

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's  MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in  PUNJAB  !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's  DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's  Gujraat
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a Police man comes. Starts beating both of them.
That's Haryana.
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's  BANGALORE
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's  CHENNAI
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in  KOLKATA
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Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting".
That's  KERALA  !
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And the best one is ....
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in  GOA  !!!!!!!
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   Scenario 11
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and runs back shouting,'' Hindustani beating us'
 That's Kashmir
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Scenario 12
Two guys are fighting and a Police man comes. Takes money from both of them.
That's U.P.
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Scenario 13
  Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and the fight.Leaves after 2 minutes.
The fighting men realise that they have lost all the valuables.
That is Bihar
 



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