Dearest Ms. Kate,
Sub: Offer of love!
am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for
a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made
upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job
training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I
am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,