Fill in your name, print it, get it
signed from some doctor and give to your manager :D
WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN
Certified that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your organization,
is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be
able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to
stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses
to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared
to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news
such as "Come over weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..",
"Leave cannot be granted.." etc. which can directly lead to heart
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines
in accordance with the convenience of my patient.