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woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s clinic. After the
checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “Your husband is
suffering from severe, long-term stress and it’s affecting his
cardiovascular system. He’s a good candidate for either a heart attack
or a stroke. If you don’t do the following four things, your husband
will surely die.
First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and
send him off to work in a good mood.
Second, at lunch time, make him a
warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he
goes back to work.
Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and
don’t burden him with household chores.
Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in bed.”
On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked, “So, I saw the doctor talking to you, and he sure seemed serious. What did he tell you, Dear?”
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
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