Intelli-Johnny...(Hilarious)

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, " Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow   passenger. "
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, " What would you like to discuss? "
" Oh, I don't know, " said the stranger. " How about  Nuclear power? "
" OK, " said Little Johnny. " That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "
" A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? "
" Jeez, " said the stranger. " I have no idea. "
" Well, then, " said Little Johnny, " How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you  don't know shit? "


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