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A sardarni in New York went to a worldwide
message centre to send a message to her mother in
india.

The phirangi guy told her it would cost $100
she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money! But
I would do anything to get a message to my mother in
Punjab-India!"

The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?"

"Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni.

With that, the man said, "Follow me", walked into the
next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."
She did.

He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said, "Unzip me." She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out
and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed
his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead damn it!"

The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and
screamed loudly, "Hello...Mummyjee?"






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