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Teacher: Pappu, TAMASO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa: Bail Gaadi
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got
angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes
- the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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