Jokes-light ones...

  Ritvik Ohri
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Jokes-light ones...


Teacher: Pappu, TAMASO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? 
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. 
***** 
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. 
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. 
***** 
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. 
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? 
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? 
***** 
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. 
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 
bottle, 
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. 
***** 
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi 
upay 
batao. 
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? 
***** 
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. 
Santa: Hai. 
Frog: Nahin hai. 
Santa: Hai. 
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. 
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? 
***** 
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon 
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! 
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call 
***** 
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. 
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman 
***** 
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. 
Banta: What's he studying?" 
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! 
***** 
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " 
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." 
***** 
What's Ford? 
Santa: Gaadi. 
What's Oxford? 
Santa: Bail Gaadi 
***** 
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got 
angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. 
***** 
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's 
cage. 
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. 
Santa: I didn't say he got out. 
***** 
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes 
first 
- the chicken or the egg? 
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


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