Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was bor
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoints me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
A mother and son were doing dishes while the
father and daughter
Watching TV in
the living room
. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!