gejji sanjeev
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was bor n                        


\ Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoints me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.  
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room . Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

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