Laughing Mathematical Concepts

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Laughing Mathematical Concepts

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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> SHOPPING MATH
>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




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