What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office
Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-llege.
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
What processor does a Mallu have in his PC?
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Malayali baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'