MARRIAGE- POSTED WITHOUT ANY PREJUDICE

  Admin
  karma level Awesome







 
 


POSTED WITHOUT ANY PREJUDICE

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!


Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


Related Entries

59
votes
Marriage....
Admin on Jun/27,2007  
100
votes
The success of marriage...!!!
by Vicky on Jun/21,2010 ( diamond user)
150
votes
LUV vs MARRIAGE!!!!!!!
Admin on Feb/17,2007  
61
votes
A successful marriage.
by Mridula on Apr/03,2010 ( diamond user)
88
votes
Life without girlfriend
by Rupesh on Nov/15,2010 ( diamond user)
6 k
votes
Celeb marriage pics......
by Sunny Dhanoe on Oct/02,2009 ( diamond user)
60
votes
A story without words....
by Maulik Patel on Dec/12,2012 ( diamond user)
70
votes
Bear without hair.
by Raj Kumar on Jan/29,2014 ( diamond user)
22
votes
Success of marriage
by Pranav Kumar on Jun/12,2011 ( platinum user)
79
votes
Love & marriage
by Pratibha Sinha on Aug/02,2009 ( diamond user)

Random Pics



Share this with friends

Your Name:
Your Email:

Friends Email: (Atleast 1)


Subscribe for more Fun

Receive best posts in your inbox.

Confirm email
Your Email



Add Your Comments

comments powered by Disqus
User generated content. Copyright respective owners wherever applicable. Contact - admin at binscorner