Maxine should run for president. She was right on with
concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery,
alligators attacking people in
me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the
Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems
you would like for me to solve today ? Yes ?
Think about these:
The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or
does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And,
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate
11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking
about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them
ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O
M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the
in a courthouse is this: You cannot post '
Thou Shalt Not
Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don't
want to forward this for fear of offending
someone-- YOU ARE PART OF