Men.. marriage is a miserable mistake!

  Monika
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish  you had ordered that.



Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.



Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !



A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage!



Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman?
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



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