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A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day, a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit… Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.” Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” Man: “It’s been 10 years!” With this information`the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.`Man: “Oh, thank you so much!” Girl: “So tell me how long it’s been since you`had a drink?” Man: “It’s been 10 years.” The girl unzips a longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink. Man: “Oh… thank you so much. You are like a miracle!” Girl:
[Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?” Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!”




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