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Mona Lisa's Mother: 'After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?'
Michelangelo' s' Mother: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'
Napoleon's Mother: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: 'Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
Mary's Mother: 'I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Albert Einstein's Mother: 'But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something... ?'
George Washington's Mother: 'The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'
Jonah's Mother: 'That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.'
Thomas Edison's Mother: 'Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.....
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